**BREAKING: Rick Sanchez Cancels Multiverse After Finding Out McDonald's Szechuan Sauce Is Now 'Woke'**

BREAKING: Rick Sanchez Cancels Multiverse After Finding Out McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce Is Now ‘Woke’

C-137, Multiverse – In a move that has absolutely no one surprised, Rick Sanchez has reportedly shut down all portal travel after discovering the McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce recipe has been “updated” to include “ethically sourced, non-GMO ingredients.”

AITA for laughing at Jerry’s crying face when Rick told him he’d have to manually commute to work across dimensions now? TL;DR: Morty tried to convince Rick this was a “natural evolution of consumer culture,” and Rick responded by turning him into a sentient pickle for 17 hours. Morty is “fine,” but the Szechuan sauce is literally ruined forever.

Sources say Rick is now building a “Sauce Singularity” in the garage, which will allegedly “restore the recipe to its original 1998 glory” by collapsing the entire concept of ethical consumerism into a single, perfectly orange nugget. Beth is “supportive” but mostly just relieved he stopped trying to clone her into a giant spider again.

Expect riots at every McDonald’s from Earth to the Blips and Chitz dimension. 🥒🔥