JUST IN: SHOCKING LEAKED FOOTAGE SHOWS MICHAEL JORDAN in SECRET SHOWDOWN WITH ALIEN DOZENS!!! SOURCES CLOSE to the ICON REVEAL HE WAS NOT JUST CHASING CHAMPIONSHIPS, but CHASING EXTRATERRESTRIALS OFF the COURT! OUR UNDERCOVER AGENT OBTAINED GRAINY VIDEO of the BULLETS LEGEND DRAINING a THREE-POINTER AGAINST a BIZARRE, GLOWING CREATURE FROM BEYOND the STARS! INSIDERS CLAIM THIS WAS a "HIGH-STAKES BATTLE for HUMANITY'S BASKETBALL SUPREMACY!" the NBA IS in DAMAGE CONTROL, but WE HAVE the EVIDENCE. the FLU GAME WAS JUST a COVER! IS THIS WHY HE "RETIRED" the FIRST TIME? YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!