Oh Great, **Another** Tech Billionaire Trying to Save the World. 🙄

Oh great, another tech billionaire trying to save the world. 🙄

HEADLINE: Marc Benioff Officially Realizes Not Everyone Can Afford Salesforce, Launches “Ethical” AI That Costs Your Firstborn’s College Fund.

SAN FRANCISCO – In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Salesforce CEO and part-time philanthropic deity Marc Benioff announced a new initiative today. Dubbed “Agentforce 3: The Benioff Redemption,” the AI promises to “democratize capitalism” by letting small businesses pay for enterprise software with “exposure” and “futures in their grandmother’s nursing home.”

The Fine Print: The AI is “empathetic,” meaning it will fire you with a sad emoji and a heartfelt apology letter written by an underpaid contractor in Mumbai. We asked Benioff if this was just a way to distract from his company’s mass layoffs. He responded by buying a mountain.

TL;DR: Rich guy invents a solution to a problem he created. Color me shocked. AITA for thinking he’s just farming karma for his LinkedIn profile?