**Headline: WOKE MASK OFF: LEGO’S "BATMAN: LEGACY" CORRUPTS CHILDREN WITH MORAL RELATIVISM, MORAL CRITIC WARNS**

Headline: WOKE MASK OFF: LEGO’S “BATMAN: LEGACY” CORRUPTS CHILDREN WITH MORAL RELATIVISM, MORAL CRITIC WARNS

Details: A new LEGO set, Legacy of the Dark Knight, has sparked outrage among moral critics who claim the toy giant is indoctrinating children with a dangerous “post-modern” worldview. The set, which includes an alternate “Grey Bruce” figure—a billionaire who abandons the cowl to fund progressive social programs—has been condemned as a “Trojan horse for socialist ideology.”

“LEGO has finally gone too far,” declares Dr. Eleanor Vance, founder of the Coalition for Traditional Values. “This isn’t about building a Batmobile. This is about teaching kids that vigilantism is a ‘structural failing’ of society, and that the real hero is a tax-hiking philanthropist. They’ve literally replaced the Bat-signal with a zoning permit.”

The flashpoint? A piece called the “Justice Arkham Initiative”—a play set where the Joker is depicted in therapy, not in a cage, and where Batman negotiates with Two-Face rather than punching him. “They’ve removed all moral clarity,” Vance fumes. “Robin now asks Batman, ‘Why don’t we just fund mental health?’ The answer is a soft-focus monologue about ‘systemic anger.’ This is the death of consequence. The death of personal responsibility.”

Vance concludes: “First, they made Kylo Ren sympathetic. Then, they gave the Joker a girlfriend. Now, they want your child to believe that crime is a preventable disease. LEGO isn’t just selling blocks—they are dismantling the foundations of Western justice, one brick of relativism at a time.”