🚨 JUST IN: FLASH FLOOD WARNING ISSUED for OUR AREA – BUT of COURSE, COMMON SENSE NOT INCLUDED

🚨 JUST IN: FLASH FLOOD WARNING ISSUED FOR OUR AREA – BUT OF COURSE, COMMON SENSE NOT INCLUDED

Okay folks, here we go again. The weather folks just slapped a flash flood warning on us until 8pm, and I’m already watching my neighbors grab their inflatable pool floats and head for the street drain like it’s a water park.

Let’s talk common sense, people. You don’t need a meteorology degree to know that when the sky opens up and dumps a month’s worth of rain in an hour, maybe – just maybe – you shouldn’t try to drive your Honda Civic through that intersection that turns into a swimming pool every single June. I’ve seen three cars stalled on Main Street already. Three!

And to the guy who just posted a video of his kids “surfing” on a piece of plywood in the cul-de-sac: that’s not a family memory, that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen. The storm drain grate is literally floating two feet away from you.

Look, I know we all love a good panic-buying run on bottled water and bread, but the real shortage is going to be brain cells if we keep this up. Turn around, don’t drown. Stay off the roads. Put the phone down and get your emergency kit.

Or keep filming your flooded basement for likes. Your call. #CommonSense #FlashFlood #StaySafeFolks