Oh Wow, Groundbreaking Stuff Here. Anderson Cooper, Famed Silver Fox of CNN and Heir to the Vanderbilt Fortune, Has Officially Achieved the Impossible: He Went an Entire 24-Hour News Cycle Without Mentioning His Mother, Gloria Vanderbilt. AITA for Thinking This Is the Most Shocking Development Since He Discovered He Had Cheekbones? I, for One, Am Deeply Concerned for His Well-Being. Is He Okay? Did He Forget His Ancestry.com Login? Is He Experiencing a Sarcastic Identity Crisis? TL;DR: Rich Guy Doesn't Talk About His Expensive Jeans Inheritance for One Day, World Ends. More at 11, Exclusively on the Cooper Monologue.

Oh wow, groundbreaking stuff here. Anderson Cooper, famed silver fox of CNN and heir to the Vanderbilt fortune, has officially achieved the impossible: he went an entire 24-hour news cycle without mentioning his mother, Gloria Vanderbilt. AITA for thinking this is the most shocking development since he discovered he had cheekbones? I, for one, am deeply concerned for his well-being. Is he okay? Did he forget his ancestry.com login? Is he experiencing a sarcastic identity crisis? TL;DR: Rich guy doesn’t talk about his expensive jeans inheritance for one day, world ends. More at 11, exclusively on the Cooper monologue.